Karkat x Fuchsiablood!Reader- For Blackmail

“Hello Karkat,” You greeted, sitting down beside him on the floor as he typed away on his husktop. He glanced over at you.

“What do you want?” He asked. You shrugged, leaning over against him. He rolled his shoulder, pushing you off.

“Can’t I come and sit with my favorite mutant-blood friend?” You asked. He sighed and closed his husktop, setting it aside and watching Terezi and Gamzee with a sorrowful look. “Aw, what’s wrong Karkat?” You asked, placing a hand on his shoulder. He shrugged.

“I don’t know, maybe it’s just that Terezi is getting along with Gamzee better than I am with her, and they’re in a kismesisship.” He said. You nodded.

“Yeah, that does tend to get someone in a poopy mood.” You agreed. “Are you flushed for Terezi?” You asked, leaning close to him. His face went red and he shook his head.

“No way. Well, I mean, I USED to, but not anymore. We broke it off.” He answered. You nodded.

“That makes sense.” You told him. You two sat in silence for a moment or two. He finally decided to speak up.

“So do you have a thing with Eridan or what?” He asked. You almost choked on your spit, but just coughed a few times before answering.

“What? No, of course not! He’s just my moirail. But to be honest,” you looked away. “He’s becoming a pain nowadays. I might break it off with him. All he cares about is violence.” You explained. Karkat nodded.

“Well he’s a shithead. He needs to uphold his part of the ‘friendship’.” You just nodded and sat in silence.

“What about Sollux?” He asked. You giggled and wiggled your fins a little bit playfully.

“Are you jealous or something?” You asked. His face went even redder at that. “But no, we’re just friends. He’s been wanting to be in a matespritship, but I keep on rejecting him.” You told him. “I have my sights on another troll.” Karkat perked up at this.

“Really?” He asked. You nodded, a faint blush on your face. “Who is it then?”

“For blackmail?”

“Of course, why the fuck else would I ask?” He let out a small laugh. You smiled even brighter and leaned over to whisper in his ear.

“You,” you whispered and pulled back. He just looked at you, and you stood up, saying bye and running over to Eridan to talk. He watched you run away and smiled, pulling his husktop back in his lap.